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A scholarship is a form of financial aid awarded to students for further education. Generally, scholarships are awarded based on a set of criteria such as academic merit, diversity and inclusion, athletic skill, and financial need, research experience or specific professional experience.
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The Golden Sabres of the 9th Tactical fighter squadron were one of the Philippine Air Force's aerial demonstration teams.
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