The term Danish Empire may refer to:
- The North Sea Empire of Cnut the Great (1016–1035) \n
- The Danish colonial empire in North America, the West Indies, the Gold Coast and India \n
- Danish Realm, sovereign state which consists of Denmark, the Faroe Islands and Greenland
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