{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}
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Edoardo Vianello is an Italian singer, composer and actor, considered one of the most popular Italian singers of the 1960s.
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North Leverton with Habblesthorpe is a village and civil parish in the Bassetlaw district, in the county of Nottinghamshire, England. It is about 5 miles or 8 km east of Retford. The population as at the 2011 Census was 1,047, and in the Census 2021 it had increased to 1,079.
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