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\"Portrait of My Love\" is a song written by Norman Newell and Cyril Ornadel, which was released by Matt Monro in 1960, and was an international hit for Steve Lawrence in 1961.
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Niekazanice is a village in the administrative district of Gmina Branice, within Głubczyce County, Opole Voivodeship, in southwest Poland, near the Czech border. It lies approximately 5 kilometres (3 mi) east of Branice, 18 km (11 mi) south of Głubczyce, and 69 km (43 mi) south of the regional capital Opole.
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