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Louis Moore Bacon is an American investor, hedge fund manager, and philanthropist. He is the founder and chief executive of Moore Capital Management.
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The 75th Field Artillery Regiment is a field artillery regiment of the United States Army.
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{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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