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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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Huron Plaza is a 560ft (171m) tall skyscraper in Chicago, Illinois. It was completed in 1983 and has 56 floors. Gordon and Levin designed the building, which is the 51st tallest in Chicago. It was the first residential high rise in the Near North Side's Cathedral District.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the barber win the race?","punchline":"He took a short cut.","id":315}
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