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Pantera Bionda was an Italian comics series, launched on 24 April 1948. It featured Pantera Bionda, a jungle girl inspired by American characters such as Sheena and Nyoka, and was created by writer Gian Giacomo Dalmasso and artist Ingam. The series was published by Giurma, first with biweekly and then weekly periodicity.
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