{"type":"standard","title":"Polystrate fossil","displaytitle":"Polystrate fossil","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4118075","titles":{"canonical":"Polystrate_fossil","normalized":"Polystrate fossil","display":"Polystrate fossil"},"pageid":1065272,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/08/Lycopsid_joggins_mcr1.JPG/320px-Lycopsid_joggins_mcr1.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/08/Lycopsid_joggins_mcr1.JPG","width":2272,"height":1704},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1210497048","tid":"f2773cef-d4f6-11ee-9640-62fcac58bacc","timestamp":"2024-02-26T22:32:39Z","description":"Creationist term for a fossil that extends through more than one geological stratum","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polystrate_fossil","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polystrate_fossil?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polystrate_fossil?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Polystrate_fossil"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polystrate_fossil","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Polystrate_fossil","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polystrate_fossil?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Polystrate_fossil"}},"extract":"A polystrate fossil is a fossil of a single organism that extends through more than one geological stratum. The word polystrate is not a standard geological term. This term is typically found in creationist publications.","extract_html":"
A polystrate fossil is a fossil of a single organism that extends through more than one geological stratum. The word polystrate is not a standard geological term. This term is typically found in creationist publications.
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