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Nantua sauce is a classical French sauce consisting of:
- a béchamel sauce base \n
- cream \n
- crayfish butter \n
- crayfish tails
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Cambridge is a hamlet in the district of Stroud, in the county of Gloucestershire, England. It lies on the A38 road between Bristol and Gloucester. It is about 3 miles (5 km) from Dursley and about 11 miles (18 km) from Gloucester.
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