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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Red light say to the Green light?","punchline":"Don't look at me I'm changing!","id":182}

{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated.","length":101}

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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}

{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Hatch. \n Hatch who?","punchline":"Bless you!","id":60}

{"type":"general","setup":"A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.","punchline":"I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'","id":397}

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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}

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